Feeling slightly "in the mood" I posted again on Craigslist. Knowing full well that no woman ever responds to a call to arms in the Women Seeking Women section - I posted a notice in the "Casual Encounters" section hoping for a few e-mails that might last me the night. MAYBE... if I was feeling frisky... I'd try an IM conversation.
Well responses were low and I wasn't entirely satisfied so I turned on the old messenger linked to my wonderful fake e-mail address that sorts through all my odd CL posts. I started receiving IMs from a guy who claimed to like boys and girls and who seemed like a generally friendly guy. After a few minutes of chatting we realized that we didn't live far from each other. He asked if I wanted to hang out at a safe mutual destination. I waffled for a good 30-40 minutes and then decided to be BOLD (against better judgement). I was awake. It was very early in the morning. We were both bored.
Though I'm horrible at social interaction and bad at conversation in general - he promised that he was a very social guy and would do all the talking.
Well sometimes better judgement should be listened to. Or I should at lease take into consideration WHAT I posted before accepting any invitations. I had posted my physical stats. I had posted that I "liked porn."
So I got to our meeting place (a dark parking lot near a 24 hour establishment... what the fuck was I thinking?) and met the guy. At first he seemed nice - a cute cuddly kind of guy. He gave me a hug and a sweet smile.
But then it turned south. Having no real "guy" friends in my life I was surprised when he started so off-handedly talking about "cock" and "I responded because of your D titties." I tried to play it off as if this was normal conversation. As if I had totally expected this type of conversation (after all... I had posted in the "casual encounters" section)! He asked to see my tattoo and offered to show me anything of his. I declined the offer but my tattoo is an a harmless location so I showed it to him. He touched it. I didn't freak out but felt that I should have. Later he was like, "You do have D titties! Can I touch them?" (He was already beginning an attempt at a squeeze.) To his benefit - he stopped when I said no. After about 15 minutes of awkward conversation (on my part... his conversations about porn and "do you eat a lot of pussy" and "are you shaved" were plentiful) I made to make my exit. And he said, "You don't want to watch me masturbate?" Umm no. "Ahhh... but I wanted to cum on you."
Thank God I'm smart enough to use a fake e-mail address.
I think it was his casual "NSA discreet hook-ups" approach to it all that really turned my stomach. Had it been one of the guys that I'm feeling out and have been feeling out for a couple of months via e-mail prior to our first meetings for "friend" potential... I don't know if the offer to witness self-gratification would have been so unwelcome.
In the meantime - I'll be a bit more careful about what I wish for.
(Though I have to admit... his saying that he would "tap that" in reference to me was a slight esteem builder.)
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