Quick Run Down?

Let me see if I can give you the run down on all things me:

1) HotttGirl - Her husband went to the army and I was all but forgotten in her lonely days. Quite the opposite of the super drama I was expecting and in a way - WHEW! What a relief! She missed him to much to even consider cheating I think. He visited for the holidays. She moved back in with her parents and thus is only existing on Dial Up internet so no new random chats and nudie pix. Next month she'll move to Arizona with the husband and then she'll be even farther away and less of a temptation.

2) NowEx - We still hang out. We spent a lot of time over the holidays together... and often spent the night together cuddling. No sex! Strictly no sex! She did try to make moves on me a couple of times but I was having none of it. I do NOT want to be back together. This friendship yet cuddling yet sadness situation does leave us prone to arguments and un-voiced complaints.

3) Baxter - She's new. You haven't met her yet. Baxter is a bi-girl "in a relationship" who started messaging me on MySpace (what's new?). She's super attractive (not as hot as HottGirl but still..) and the lead singer of a punk band. I kinda got the vibe that she was hitting on me but I can't tell really because ... well.. I have no self-confidence. So everytime I think someone might be hitting on me - lately I've been forwarding the message to SoYeahUm. Her opinion was that the girl wanted attention and specifically attention for her band so I thought nothing of it UNTIL... Baxter sent me a message that specifically said, "I think you're hot. Do you like me?" Well I was like "Whoah! WTF?" I sent her a note back thanking her for making my year and to have a good trip. (A good trip? Yes - because she totally sent me that note along with the "I'm leaving the country for two months" addendum.) (I've been taking the two months to exercise and diet a little because THIS GIRL SHOULD NOT BE ATTRACTED TO ME AND SHOULD SHE COME BACK AND ACTUALLY WANT TO MEET ME... I'M A COW!)

4) HmmmHmmmWow: I went to a psychic a few months ago and the psychic physically described HmmmHmmmWow and said, "She is still really interested in you romantically." I called SoYeahUm and told her and she busted up laughing. Right after that I got an e-mail from HmmmHmmmWow asking me to hang out with her. I managed to blow her off politely (I think) but the hang out date was rescheduled for the new year after her return from a holiday trip. Nothing yet. I'm crossing my fingers she got the message.

5) Michael's Girl: You haven't heard about her yet. She's a girl I met on Craigslist - saw her Myspace and immediately determined that I was not interested. The feeling, however, was not mutual. I sent a mass invite to a Lesbian group thing that I'm a member of and she showed up. Still not interested. Later she invited me to a movie and referred to me as the "cute date" she'd like to take. I did not respond. HOWEVER... she's possibly got a hook up to an interesting job that I want and I fear that if she helps me get employed there... she'll expect more of me somehow.

6) Salizzle: New to you. New to me. I met her last week. She's a 40 year old butcher lesbian who I met through a friend of SoYeahUm. We all went to see a lesbian singer together and Salizzle was drawn to me. I commented on her nice necklace. She showed up to my Lesbian group thing with SoYeahUm and the mutual friend. She shared some jokes with me. And then I got home and she'd sent me an e-mail asking me out on a date. I didn't know what to do! 40 is quite a bit older than me and she was on the butch side. I don't really like the "butch" side. I politely declined telling her it would just be a waste of her time since I was pretty much only attracted to femmey bi girls and that I was still super infatuated with someone else. (HotttGirl. Which isn't true. I haven't really thought about her for a good month and a half. I really only like attention and when she stopped giving it to me... I got bored.)

7) Lincoln - A newer friend on MySpace from Ohio. We're talking more. Chatting more. We're clearly just the punch-each-other-on-the-arm type of buddies but it's good to know her as a character since she might show up again. Lincoln and SoYeahUm have also been chatting... also just chums but Lincoln every once in a while reports that SoYeahUm was asking questions about NowEx. (Since I talk to Lincoln more about things like that than I do with SoYeahUm.)

8) Minnie - the friend I might love? Well she's gone back to school and while she's out of sight...she's out of mind. I really don't think I'm in love with her but I'm definitely attached in some way.

9) PatGotAGuy and AndyGotAnAche - my two lesbian bosses at a newer job. AndyGotAnAche, once she figured out that I was gay, asked me out to the movies. I freaked out! Was this a date? She's probably in her early-fifties, butch and smokes far too much. Like too too much... to the extent that I can taste her when she enters a room and want to bring candles to work to cut the smell. Yuck. For Christmas she bought me pajama pants. What the hell is that about??

10) Not a person - a fact. I finally went to a gay bar WITHOUT a date. I went with SoYeahUm and some friends of hers. It was more like a lounge and with us all sitting at one table (two gay boys and three lesbians that weren't interested in each other) it was mildly entertaining. Also - felt a bit like I was on safari - hunting and being hunted. And let me tell you some of the girls there were AMAZINGLY HOT! Not what I expected at all. I guess I was expecting a bunch of flannel-wearing-mullet-types. I don't know why. I will likely go again but the entire time I was COMPLETELY AFRAID that HmmHmmWow was going to show up because it is one of her typical hang outs. SoYeahUm found this hilarious and kept teasing me.

And that should bring us up to date pretty much in the realm of the Refried Lesbean learning to be a proper single lesbian in Los Angeles.